Sled Dog Skippy

The alphabet of egocentrism

A - Age: 27

B - Bed size: Full

C - Chore you hate: cleaning the litter box

D - Dog’s name: Ashlee & Macgee

E - Essential start your day item: Taking a shower

F - Favorite color: Yellow

G - Gold or Silver or Platinum: Silver

H - Height: 5′4

I - Instruments you play: (used to…) sax-a-ma-phone(s)

J - Job title: Administrative Assistant (ah, yes, the glorified secretary and copy-machine beater-upper)

K - Kid(s): None.

L - Living arrangements: weird, slightly musty but snug & crooked wooden house. TINY. But bigger than the dog shack!

M - Mom’s name: Eve. Or if you are family, Virginia.

N - Nicknames: SKIPPY! Or Skippeh. Or Skipp-aaaay.

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: None

P - Pet Peeve: Ah, too many to list. Rude, inconsiderate people, mostly.

Q - Quote from a movie: “Anything worth doing is worth doing right, right? Right.” -Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson in “Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas” (before going on a massively hedonistic drug bender)

R - Right handed or left handed: Right

S - Siblings: none

T - Time you wake up: depends on whether or not my eagle food cat is whining at me to throw food at him. It changes every day.

U- Underwear: What? I mean, yes.

V - Vegetable you dislike: none that I can think of.

W - Ways you run late: forgetting things in the house

X - X-rays you’ve had: Dental, some CAT-scans and MRIs…bleh

Y - Yummy food you make: Soup. It’s so forgiving.

Z - Zoo favorite: Zoos now seem weird to me. But if this question really means “favorite animal AT the zoo” then I would say tigers, pandas and OTTERS.

2 Responses to “The alphabet of egocentrism”

  1. tmc says:

    Come on now… you like EVERY vegetable? Even okra? (it’s so slimey!)

  2. MK says:

    YUM, okra! Done well Indian-style is best…

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