Please stop slamming your cheese-wedge-shaped head into my laptop. It’s very cute but very irritating and it makes me want to make the couch off limits to pooches.
Dear Men who work with Women,
I know there are a lot of you out there who totally respect women as equals (okay, respect us as the superior [...]
Dear 2200-gallon oil tanker truck at the airport,
Thanks for being a rickety, finicky, huge old thing. It makes me freak out less to drive you than a new(ish) turbo charged 5 speed car with a delicate clutch.
Dear propane-powered forklift at the airport,
You are pretty fun to drive– kind of like the cross between a [...]