Dear New Job,
I wuv you.
I mostly love you. There are times when you stretch my patience. But I keep coming back and you are all so damn cute.
Dear Cub the Puppy,
You are redonk. A true smooshy face wuvabear that I want to hug. ALL. DAY. LONG. Now stop using your rat terrier brother Bubba [...]
Dear New Job,
Okay, so we all know that Alaska has taken her sweet bitch time treating me properly. We all know I pissed and moaned about how shitty the past year was. And we all know I kept saying I would stop complaining about it. Ahem. Several times.
Anyway, I hereby announce that Alaska is BADASS.
Perhaps this [...]
Whoa. I have Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo mail & chat open. While writing this post. I am….scared? Too much information about people I don’t get to see very often!!!! OVERLOAD!
I have started the new job.
I have created a work Twitter account.
I have entered the Face Book world. Finally.
I’m like, connected and stuff. Too bad I don’t have anything awesome to report. Oh wait. I do: I LOVE MY NEW JOB AND RENTAL HOUSE!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOO!
…and I won’t have to file any more damn papers! WOOT WOOT
leave. THIS. OFFICE JOB!
Here are some things about which I am wondering (that phrase sounds very awkward to me).
Why, when somone built the house in which I live, did the builder put 80% of the house on a 20 amp fuse? To give you some perspective–it blew when the trifecta of appliances of toaster, stove and vacuum were [...]
Dear Office Job,
I am leaving you. We are just not meant to be. If you ask me if I found something better, well, yes. I’m sorry to break it to you. It’s not you, it’s me. Oh wait. Actually, it is you.
DANG. I forgot how many cool people live with you. You are a [...]
I gave my two weeks notice today at the office job. I was going to wait until tomorrow–I felt bad giving the news on the same day of my return from vacation. But my pal TMC reminded me the sooner the better and the end of the day is always better than the beginning. She [...]