I LOVE FALL! Autumn, pre-winter, post-summer, whatever you want to call it, it is AWESOME. Fall has always been my favorite season (summer being my least favorite). I love the colors, the smell, the temperature variation, the birds flocking and fleeing, bulkier clothes, Halloween, high holy days, harvests, remembering marching band and football games, everything. [...]
My relationship with you is over. Forever. I never want to see you or your relatives again. I tried to make it work with you for a week, but you are toxic.
Dear Lady Bits,
Okay, we’re gonna have to try something else.
Thank you for taking care of me during my break-up with [...]